May 20th, 2004
April 12th, 2004
April 1st, 2004
|limedcoconut||09:56 pm - VulvaMart|
I adopted a cute lil' vagina
from vaginamart! Hooray vagina!!
Current Mood: accomplished
March 31st, 2004
|myeh||02:35 am - the crazy sex-capades of me and morgan:|
"i'm ready to do you in the ass now, morgan."
"now i must position your buttocks perfectly."
"alright. here is comes. be ready for my huge mancock."
"oh, yeah, whitney! do me!"
March 28th, 2004
|scene_not_heard||03:09 pm - awkward virginal sex- by laura and liz|
boy: uh...uh..i brought one, you..wanna...ug...use it?
girl: um, how?
boy: like, you know...you wanna...do it?
girl: oh, um, okay.
(after trying to put on the condom for 20 mintues)
boy: uh, i think it's on. you can't get pregnant, can you?
girl: i don't think so. maybe you should use two just in case.
boy: um, um, tell me if it hurts
girl: uh. um. okay.
in girls mind: when will this be over...it's been 45 minutes. he keeps
thrusting funny and i have to stifle the urge to laugh...i'm hungry. there's some ice cream in the freezer. i'd like some of that. or maybe an english muffin...with peanut butter.
in girls mind: what is she thinking about? why is she smiling? i bet it's cause i'm a sex machine. OR MAYBE I'M NOT?! oh shit.
really really really really awkward grunting
in boys mind: don't look at my penis, it's flacid.
boy: where do i put the used one?
in girls mind: it's flacid!
girl: in the trash
Current Mood: i'm so awkward!
Current Music: the unicorns-tuff ghost